“That is an Internet rumor you are spreading.”

Silver Fox Anderson Cooper lays the smackdown on a fellow whitehaired-one, who sputteringly defends his credibility: “If you look at my white hair, you can tell I’ve been around for awhile.” Um, sure.

Thanks Hairpin for pointing us to this interview schooling! It’s even more entertaining then AC360’s bff’s on Bravo’s Real Housewives.