Are you a lactating lady? Don’t tell anyone because people will assume you are incompetent!
Think you can pretend you aren’t lactating by sexualizing your breast? Silly lady. You still seem incompetent!
Iris Young, Ph.D. explained the problem in her 2005 book “On female body experience: Throwing like a Girl”:
“Breasts are a scandal for patriarchy because they disrupt the border between motherhood and sexuality.”
Hmmmmmmkay. But like, what does breastmilk ice cream say about society’s stance on boobs?