Category Archives: Awkward

Awkward things can and do happen.

Um yeah. This is definitely wrong.

We get it. You want to go on a date. But, like, with someone attractive. You have ‘high standards.’ And you know, you are willing to pay them to go on a date on account of how ‘generous’ you are. … Continue reading

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Everyone needs Spanx.

Does your entire gross body that you live in need a ‘super duper’ compression bodysuit? You need Spanx. Is that baby you are carrying in your belly making you look preggers fat? You need Spanx. Are you a trim 15 … Continue reading

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Boob news!

Are you a lactating lady? Don’t tell anyone because people will assume you are incompetent! Think you can pretend you aren’t lactating by sexualizing your breast? Silly lady. You still seem incompetent! Iris Young, Ph.D. explained the problem in her … Continue reading

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Science news: it’s not looking so good for empathy…

We are losing the capacity for empathy. Almost 75 percent of students today rate themselves as less empathetic than the average student 30 years ago. Probably because we interact so much more with technology and have less face-to-face communication, which … Continue reading

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New college scholarship in Texas is for white men only.

A fancily named Former Majority Association for Equality has been set up by Texas State University student and Iraq war veteran Colby Bohannanto to fund the five $500 scholarships exclusively to white male students. Applicants need to be at least … Continue reading

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Awkward metaphor news: Hermès CEO likens LVMH’s buyout attempts to ‘rape’

At a press conference held at the Hermès headquarters in Paris this morning, CEO Patrick Thomas wooed the crowd with a metaphor about LVMH’s recent, aggressive takeover attempts: “If you want to seduce a beautiful woman, you don’t start by … Continue reading

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Obese-it-m-g: More evidence that sugar is the new crack.

If it weren’t, would people beat up their roommates over Thin Mint girl scout cookies? What about when their dealer is out of supply? Naturally, a mother should smash things and grab the people by the hair when her favorite … Continue reading

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